Love Gift For The Month Of May

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I have my collection it is near perfection
I haven’t missed a thing since 1987
I’ve got my Prayer of Jabez boxers
Got those Footprints in the Sand
Got that painting by Joni Eareckson Tada
You know she can’t use her hands

Oh but where is my love gift for the month of May

I called them on the telephone to see what they would say
I was hoping that they would tell me it was on the way
But they said thanks for what you’ve given but to my dismay
They told me they had run out I might check for one on Ebay
Oh where is my love gift for the month of May?

I logged on to find one and to my surprise
There was one listed but the price was way to high
I didn’t have the money no I couldn’t pay the fee
So I decided I would sell my kidney

With my kidney in the auction no it didn’t take much time
For me to buy that limited edition figurine with the Benny Hinn design

And now I’ve got my love gift for the month of May

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from Let's Have Church, released April 1, 2005
Rachael Indest Gorgone - BGV'S

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This is indie rock that says something without shouting or faux-whispering. - Radio Eclectic

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